Monday, July 30, 2007

Euphemisms

Anything in excess is normally harmful to some degree, and language is no exception. When a word or phrase is used excessively, it starts attracting negative associations and eventually leads to feelings of utter annoyance or spite every time it is uttered.

There is a simple work around to this that I like to use. Just ask the source of annoyance (usually a loved one who is only trying to help) to use a substitute word. When selecting an alternate term, pick one that is associated with joyous memories. This way, not only will you find yourself in a pleasant place when you hear the word, but you will be more inclined to performing the task if one is being requested.

Inadequate examples:

Phrase --> Substitute
"Could you take out the trash?" --> "Could you eat all the strawberries?"
"You should finish your homework!" --> "Let's paint the walls purple!"

Well like I said, those were inadequate examples, but only so you can search your own soul and find something as pleasing for you as strawberries and purple are for me.

1 comments:

Tony said...

Hey, do me a favour and eat all the strawberries...k?